sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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flaccidtrip:

PLEASE

FUCKING

STOP

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Get to know: Dianna Agron (insp.)

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oolongs:

you know ive reblogged this maybe thirty times over the last few years, but i never noticed the fucking phone on his head

oolongs:

you know ive reblogged this maybe thirty times over the last few years, but i never noticed the fucking phone on his head

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levismuscles:

hokagee:

disco-garudyne:

hokagee:

i am so thirsty

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LIKE FOR WATER YOU ASSHOLE

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“Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.”

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corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

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k-urietibu:

naimss:

how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush 

there will come a day where i don’t reblog this

today is not that day

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“We teach girls shame; close your legs, cover yourself, we make them feel as though being born female they’re already guilty of something.”
— Chimamamda Ngozi Adiche at TEDxEuston (via gommor)

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“Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.”
— (via gommor)

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barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

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flyingbutt:

*takes photo of flowers with an iphone 5* im a photographer :)

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